Lol! Call like it is Tim!
Hydros are far from horrible.
The proforce is a good boat with some strengths and weaknesses. Amateurs seem to do well on it but I've only seen it win one pro race.
I would stay away from those 1050 turbos until they have a longer track record of reliability. The gp1 feels like a hydro 1.5 to me. Has a good combination of size and power. I rode the NA version.
The bullets are awesome, but they like to be ridden hard, not for lazy riders.
Nothing wrong with the sxr 1100 either though.