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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    So for the whole month of March, an elderly man has been going daily up to the gates at the White House and asking the guard if he can speak with President Obama. The guard politely tells him that Obama is no longer in the White House and sends him on his way. After weeks of the same elderly man asking the same guard if he can speak with President Obama, the guards patience hits its limits. He says to the elderly man "Ive been telling you daily for the last month that President Obama is no longer in the White House, yet you continue to come back and ask me the same question" The old man looks at the guard and says " I know, I just like the way it sounds"

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Donald Trump falls off his {insert favorite PWC here} and DOESN'T sink... he stands up and walks back to shore... he can literally WALK ON WATER!!!

    The next day CNN, NY and LA times run the story "Donald Trump can't Swim!"

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    In an effort to quit smoking, Hillary and Bill made a agreement to only have a cigarette after having sex. Hillary hasn't smoked in 6 months, Bill is up to 3 packs a day.....

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Joe Biden is like a Web Browser with 19 tabs open. 17 are frozen and he doesnt know where the music is coming from.

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Why does Joe Biden call Young Girls Muffins? Because Muffins spelled backwards is sniffum.

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Joe Biden had a meeting with his cabinet today. He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk

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    Joe Biden fell of his bike today...promptly blamed it on Putin......

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    Nancy Pelosi recently said if she was married to Mitch McConnell she would probably poison his coffee. Mitch McConnell said if he was married to Nancy Pelosi he would probably drink it.
    Last edited by Marineking; 08-07-2022 at 05:29 PM.

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    During the raid on Trumps house, the FBI reported that they found 3 more of Herschel Walker's kids in Trumps safe.

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