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    Favorite current political jokes

    So I'll throw one out and see where it goes....

    Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Panama Canal????

    The Panama Canal is a Busy Ditch......

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Feelin' the bern? Its probably Chlamydia...

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Trump running for president Trumps all jokes out there. Hands down. Perhaps the fact that he gets any votes at all is an even bigger joke but it's also very sad.
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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Why do robbers never attack Hillary or Bernie? Professional Courtesy

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton running for president and a Tribe of Pygmy's.
    The Pygmy's are Cunning Runts

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by missionbayskier View Post
    Trump running for president Trumps all jokes out there. Hands down. Perhaps the fact that he gets any votes at all is an even bigger joke but it's also very sad.
    he's got a lead in California, you and your fellow lib's better get on those phone banks quick and march around with signs & stuff!
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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Marineking View Post
    So I'll throw one out and see where it goes....

    Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Panama Canal????

    The Panama Canal is a Busy Ditch......
    I don't think Hildog's "ditch" has seen action since before Chelsea.
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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by missionbayskier View Post
    Trump running for president Trumps all jokes out there. Hands down. Perhaps the fact that he gets any votes at all is an even bigger joke but it's also very sad.
    Trump is leading here in Maryland of all places ! I think the real test of his meddle is the fact that he is alone, the media hates him, the republican party hates him, The demorat party hates him. Aren't you sick of being played by both parties ?


    Edit : Don't forget, the president is the CEO of our country, and the last few idiots that held that position couldn't even run a lemonade stand let alone the country. More important to surround yourself with proven people, AND LISTEN BARRY !
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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    If Hillary is elected president it will require the Oval Office to be renamed the Ovarian office.
    The Commander in Chief would have to be renamed the Commander in Chinos.
    What will Bill be called???? First ????

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    Re: Favorite current political jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by missionbayskier View Post
    Trump running for president Trumps all jokes out there. Hands down. Perhaps the fact that he gets any votes at all is an even bigger joke but it's also very sad.

    Seeing as how you have no clue how to run a business, not surprising.

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    Think about it. The dudes a millionaire. He doesn't need money from politics. Even though our vote means nothing, you'd do better to vote for him.


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