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    Re: Where the white women at?

    Ole Corny ain't going back. I'm reformed, rehabilitated and sober. Just can't stop chasing beaver, that's my only potential pitfall.

    Nothing but love for my jetski brothers and sisters .. even the...
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    Where the white women at?

    Ole Corny is back!

    Lock up your girl!
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    Re: The Question Game

    Not much of a TV guy.

    How inappropriate would it be for me to engage in an intimate physical relationship with my second cousin? Be advised, she is built for pleasure!
  4. Thread: Just got home

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    Just got home

    Yea, I know, again. Ole Corny the kid has fallen off the wagon and spent the past few, well more than a few years in a drug haze and revolving bids at the joint. But I'm sober and no longer pimp...
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    Re: The Question Game

    Baked. How old were you, where was it and who gave you your first job?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Not gonna happen shatboy!

    Thanks to Cliff for confirming my gut instincts. I've slung about a third of the dope and I'm sitting on $73K in pure profit.

    Haven't even had the urge to dance with...
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    Re: The Question Game

    Chasing beaver, a favorite past time of mine too!

    I'm in a bit of a quagmire and could use some advice. As many of you know, I am sober now. The short version of my dilemma is that I stumbled...
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    Re: The Question Game

    Yes, I remember.

    Why did Sir Lancelot often profess that it could not be considered ghey to joust while barearss naked with one's hands tied behind their backs, as long as eye contact was never...
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    Re: The Question Game

    I don't believe dogs find that enjoyable.

    So I'm at this party, and it's wild! Naked (female) strippers doing crazy shat, piles of marching powder on every horizontal surface in the house and...
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    Re: The Question Game

    As the member of this forum who has more than likely spent more time behind a wall than anyone else. I say yes, I've donated to the wall fund as the principal is accurate. Walls are effective!

    Now...
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    Re: The Question Game

    No way he was as good with a revolver as he was with the 30/30!

    Asking for a friend - if Ole Corny the Kid happens to fall off the wagon again & begins to vacuum wombats, chomp shrooms, snort...
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    Re: The Question Game

    Absolutely not! I don't care or car!

    When was the last time you drank your face off & tapped a heifer? And was there any photographic evidence? If so, would you show your friends - why or why not?...
  13. Thread: Just got home

    by cornhole
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    Just got home

    That's right boys & girls, it's your man, Ole Corny the Kid & I'm back. The past few years have been tough as I've fallen off the wagon a few times. Let's be honest, I didn't just fall off, I crashed...
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    Re: WFO Tube Steak Terry

    Dam straight player. Ole Corney the Kid is a balls out pimp!

    So it seems Tube Steak Terry is going to duck me and hide like a school girl. Or maybe he's just ovulating and having a heavy flow day....
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    WFO Tube Steak Terry

    Is that chatty Kathy drama queen still frequenting this message board, or has his prescription to Estrogen expired? I'm also curious as to how his transitional surgery went and if it's effected his...
  16. Re: Someone Hacked my X-H20 account I need a moderator.

    X-H20 - is that a ghey bar?
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    Re: The Question Game

    To a degree that's fair, but somewhat over simplified.

    Why do you watch your mom shave her beaver?
  18. Re: Your preferred cool / cold weather riding gear

    A boiler maker. Open a beer and gulp down a third of it. Then pour in about 6 ounces of vodka. Slam two or three of those and fire up a monkey finger, you'll be warm all day!
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    Re: 750 or 800 swap?

    Corny is the man, I just got out the can. To send me back is their plan, I tell them catch me if you can, I'm the f'ing man. They won't catch me riding dirty, I'll stash my dope in my old ladies...
  20. Thread: Avatar pic

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    Re: Avatar pic

    I once banged a B level celebrity in the tray of a 1985 JS550. She was wild. Any snail trails in the tray of your 5 fidie - could be my old pounding platform?
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    Re: Why does everyone HATE Tigershark??

    Hold up Cochise. Your suggesting that my recreational activities resulted in lower unit retail sales. I know that I'm legendary within this industry, but dam, I didnt realize I'm that impactful.
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    Re: Why does everyone HATE Tigershark??

    I have fond memories of the Tigershark pwcs. Back in the day I'd bang three or four broads every weekend on my shark. We'd drink our faces off, vacuum big fat wombats and bumps of booger sugar from...
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    Re: The official off topic thread

    Typical civilian perspective. Stuff like that only happens to people like you who ain't built for the joint.
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    Re: The official off topic thread

    Yo Tube Steak Terry, Ole Corny the kid is back like a lumberjack ready to serve your sack a verbal attack uglier than a tat from your mamas rack. Yup fresh out the pen Ole Corndog is at it again....
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    Re: Good songs for a PWC video

    How is it that Ole Tube Steak Terry didn't recommend ZZ Top's Tube Snake Boogie? That shat's not right brah!

    This one's for you WFO/TST (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAxccK-KgBI)
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    Re: The Question Game

    No way, that's what landscapers are for.

    If both your hands were broken and encapsulated in casts, who would wipe your arss for you?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Butt plugs and ball gags?

    Would you please post naked pics of your mom, sister or wife?
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    Re: Ever microwave a fresh burger?

    Shroom burger, beer and herb .. don't get no better.
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    Re: The Question Game

    No.

    Will you please send me more naked pictures of your mom and sister?
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    Re: Ever microwave a fresh burger?

    Put a couple hits of blotter acid or a handful of mushroom caps on that burger, choke it down with a beer and then finish the meal off by torching a fat joint .. best burger you'll ever have.
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    Re: Banned from xh20

    x-h20, is that a forum or a ghey bar?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Nope.

    Do the regulars whom post in this thread only enjoy verbal blow jobbing one another, or do you gets together for an in person circle jerk also ?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Yes. Does wetjet87 cup the balls with his left or right hand when he is blowing Dudes ?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Yes. If your sister is a relatively new hire at a cat house, is it reasonable to expect a discount from her coworkers ?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Pirates are gaey. When your mom pole dances at your local t1tty bar, do you throw higher denomination bills at her than singles ?
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    Re: The Question Game

    Yes. When did you stop taking pictures of your mom/sister in the shower ?
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    Re: The Question Game

    A polish broad by the last name of Dombrowski, I don't have to buy her dinner or a movie. How does the economic climate of Indonesia impact a young Vietnamese orphan living in Sweden, in your opinion...
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    Re: The Question Game

    No, I just appreciate a nice rack. You must be an arss man ?
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    Re: The Question Game

    I'm happy. Who will you rather post a picture of topless, your mom or your female neighbor ?
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    Re: Ugly skis.....

    There hasn't been a new ski worth buying since the sxr debuted over a decade ago. Anyone buying every four years should give it up & stick to lawn tractors !
  41. Re: I have to say the 2015 crop of newbies is the best yet !

    Class of 2015, phuckem.
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    Poll: Re: Whom is more of a flibbertigibbet ?

    Well it doesn't matter if you believe Ole Corny is a poser, or a felon. Unfortunately I may not be around for a while as I am on the run again. Things didn't work out as I had planned here in...
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    Poll: Re: Whom is more of a flibbertigibbet ?

    Tube Sock Terry, have you ever read a book, or are you consumed by kakorrhaphiophobia ? Although both words prove to be impossible for you to annunciate, or understand, they actually possess...
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    Poll: Re: Whom is more of a flibbertigibbet ?

    Oh come on man. It's winter, off topic & just for shats & giggles. After all, no one here is solving guantum theories.
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    Poll: Whom is more of a flibbertigibbet ?

    Let's settle this.

    1.) Cornhole - Ole Corny The Kid

    2.) WFO - Tube Sock Terry

    3.) Its clearly a tie

    4.) I couldn't care less
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