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She's PERFECT.
http://www.break.com/index/big-chick...off-slide.html






(It's ONLY a joke, Dave........she's taken)
I apologize if this offends anyone in any way, anywhere. I am truly sorry.

Dave in Indy

LMFAO! Well, maybe i can get the girlfriend to go for a threesome..... This is gonna hurt when the gf reads this.

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I figured she's perfect:
Loves the sun.
Obviously a water person.
Daring.
Adventurous.
Must like jet skis (I can hear them in the background)
And a "handful"......(a-hem)

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The noise she makes on the slide JUST before take off is priceless.

Dave in Indy

So many reasons not to like that one.
Electric cars of Obama won't have the necessary load capcity
A foul body odor I'm sure
Doesn't have a job outside of eating
Obviously has a weight problem
Of course, the odds of her seeing to wipe properly are 0

She rides a Seadoo
Has kankles.
Is aerodynamically unsound.
Tends to **** block her hot chick friends at the bar.

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True dat

IndyBlaster

I am UTTERLY disgusted with you seats..

WTF is wrong with you!?!?

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Originally Posted by teamzulu He'd BlTCH if he got fu(ked by a gold DlCK

1994 Waveblaster. Modded to piss Erwin! I'm gonna take your mom for a ride...
1993 Waveblaster "Hull with title" FOR SALE (major front end damage) $250 OBO
1996 Waveblaster. 61X single carb, ADA Girdled head 185 psi, Pro-Tec B Pipe. Aww shizz..

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Just tryin' to help a guy out........(I still laugh every time I see it).